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A1 Bill Takes Stage
A2 Fevered Egos
A3 Dance Clubs
A5 People Suck
A6 Pro-Lifers And Non-Smokers
A7 Started Smoking Again
A8 Hendrix Was An Alien
A9 Let's Do Some Comedy
A10 Keith Richards And The Ledge Beyond The Edge
A11 Hendrix Language
A12 Musicians Who Are Dead
A13 LA City Of Hell
B14 I've Smoked A Lot
B18 Gifts Of Forgiveness
B19 Riff On Comedy, Dick Jokes, And Plastic Plants
B20 When Jesus Comes Back
B21 Confession Time (Cops)
B22 Wax Dart
B23 I'm Talking To The Women Here
B24 Pussywhipped Satan
B26 Rush Limbaugh
C27 Rush Limbaugh (Continued)
C28 Glass Of Water
C29 Waco Koresh
C30 One Of The Boys (Clinton)
C31 The Elite
C32 Car Bombs And Cowards
C33 Time To Evolve (More Dick Jokes Are Coming)
C34 Deficit Jesse Helms
C35 Alcohol Kills/Pot Is Better/A Job Has Been Created
C36 A Better World (Are You Cool With That?)
C37 Everything They Tell You About Pot Is A Lie (Play The Sitar)
D39 Carrot Top And Gallagher
D40 Artistic Roll Call
D41 Save Willie
D42 Can't Breathe Out Of My Right Lung
D43 Bradley Tanks Knocking Down Catholic Churches
D44 The Pope
D45 Childbirth Is Not A Miracle
D46 People Who Hate People
D47 Philosophical Discussion With A Christian
D48 Childbirth Is Not Natural (Back To The Garden)
D49 It's Women (Women)
D50 Guys Don't Want Children
D51 Your Children Are Not Special (Grey Gym Sock)
Shipping & Returns
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.