Loading... Please wait...

Current Top Sellers

Discogs

Please check out our used vinyl selecton on discogs!

View Now

Feedback

How was your experience on the new Ear Candy Music?

Let us know!

Various Artists - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics RSD - LP Colored Vinyl

$21.24
SKU:
c0009589
Current Stock:
Out of stock
Out of Stock

Other Details

Batch:
11/26/2016
Album:
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics RSD
Artist:
Various Artists
Format:
12" Vinyl

Product Description

2016 Record Store Day Black Friday release - The undeniably "classic" Christmas album comes to vinyl--brown, scented vinyl--limited to 3000 copies.

Truly tasteless, satirical, and over the top -- from the cover to the liner notes to the lyrics -- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics collection features more of the usual rampant obnoxiousness associated with the TV show South Park. Some of the traditional tracks are entertaining, including guidance counselor Mr. Mackey's cover of "Carol of the Bells," Eric Cartman's impromptu version of "O Holy Night," and especially Chef's paternity dilemma in "What the Hell Child Is This?" The highlight of the disc is probably Kyle Broflofsky's hilarious "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" ("I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew/I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew"), and the like-minded "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" is inspired and funny. At first glance, the most offensive track might be "O Tannenbaum," sung by a sobbing Hitler (who sounds more like Apu from The Simpsons), but "Christmas Time in Hell," sung by a festive Satan, has mercilessly mocking lyrics that spare no one (including JFK Jr., Princess Diana, and Gene Siskel). "The Most Offensive Song Ever" features Kenny singing (and therefore muffling) the most shocking parts, but listeners will certainly get the point, and that's good enough for a Christmas album of this ilk.
A1–Cowboy TimmyMr. Hanky The Christmas Poo2:16
A2–Mr. GarrisonMerry Fucking Christmas2:04
A3–Eric CartmanO Holy Night1:58
A4–Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's ChoirDead Dead Dead2:14
A5–Mr. MackeyCarol Of The Bells0:58
A6–Kyle BroflovskiThe Lonely Jew On Christmas2:47
A7–Shelley MarshI Saw Three Ships1:03
A8–Stan Marsh & Wendy TestaburgerIt Happened In Sun Valley2:22
A9–Adolf Hitler (2)O Tannenbaum1:12
A10–Satan The Dark PrinceChristmas Time In Hell2:15
B1–Chef (4)What The Hell Child Is This?4:28
B2–Mr. Hankey PooSanta Claus Is On His Way0:29
B3–Eric CartmanSwiss Colony Beef Log2:16
B4–The South Park Children's ChoirHark The Herald Angels Sing0:41
B5–The Broflovskis & Eric Cartman & Stan MarshDriedel, Driedel3:21
B6–Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey PooThe Most Offensive Song Ever3:00
B7–Mr. OseWe Three Kings0:52
B8–Mr. Hankey Poo, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski And Eric CartmanHave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas2:30

Product Reviews

Write Review

This product hasn't received any reviews yet. Be the first to review this product!

Shipping & Returns

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

Find Similar Products by Category

Back to Top